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Captain Brien: What’s goin’ on? This is the Captains Log. Comedian Joe List, what’s up buddy?
Joe List: Not too much.
Captain Brien: This is your first appearance.
Joe List: I know, this is terrifying. By the way, this is like a great camera shot. You were pulling back, so like, it’s like the background is changing.
Joe List: Happy to be here. This is exciting.
Captain Brien: Thanks man.
Joe List: I’ve never done anything in a car before, other than sex, yeah.
Captain Brien: This is your first? A lot of sex in the car?
Joe List: Uh, I wouldn’t say a lot, but you know, twice–
Captain Brien: You keep it real.
Joe List: Yeah, my aunt was a spicy lady.
Captain Brien: Oh, not in the marriage though, I bet. That’s probably not car sex material.
Joe List: No, we don’t even have a car,
Joe List: so we’d have to rent a car.
Captain Brien: Or sex.
Joe List: Yeah, I’d have to rent the sex also.
Joe List: Alright, I’m tryin’ to find myself.
Captain Brien: You’re gonna pop up here in a minute so you can share it. We’re live with Joe List, he’s gonna be at Off The Hook, go ahead, he’s probably live now, and it’s gonna be all weekend. Thursday, which is tonight, there’s gonna be a show at seven, and seven to nine all weekend, all the way through Sunday.
Joe List: I can’t wait.
Captain Brien: It’s gonna be a good time, and this is your second time here, but, my goodness, you were a rookie when you came last.
Joe List: Yeah, well, I mean I was a veteran, but it feels, I’ve been doing comedy so long. I started in comedy when I was nine years old. I’m 30 years in here.
Captain Brien: What were you telling, Jack and Jill jokes?
Joe List: Yeah, that was
Joe List: It was Jack and Jill have sex in a car. Yeah, I was here in Summer, maybe May of ’09.
Captain Brien: Yeah
Joe List: I was opening for Nick Di Paolo, and that was when the club was in Marco Island, or on Marco Island, whatever you say.
Captain Brien: Right.
Joe List: And we stayed at like a resort. I dunno if you remember.
Captain Brien: You did.
Joe List: You put us in this crazy resort.
Captain Brien: It was a good deal.
Joe List: It was unbelievable, I mean, for me–
Captain Brien: You should have paid me for that.
Joe List: It was pretty unbelievable.
Joe List: It was like the nicest place. I still have photos somewhere, on Facebook I think.
Captain Brien: They’ve actually redid that resort, and they spend like 100 million dollars to make it even better.
Joe List: Oh wow.
Captain Brien: It’s crazy, I know. Now it’s a JW Marriott. Before it was the Marco Island Marriott, and they say it’s one of the busiest Marriott’s in the world. They stay like, 99% occupied, year round.
Joe List: No shit.
Captain Brien: And enough about them, ’cause they don’t, they don’t sponsor this show.
Joe List: Yeah
Captain Brien: The hell with them.
Joe List: No, I hope they all die.
Captain Brien: Yeah, right, exactly.
Joe List: I shouldn’t say that. This is going out live. I can’t even edit this.
Captain Brien: We are live. You can’t.
Joe List: Oh geez.
Joe List: I don’t hope anyone dies. I want everyone to be great and fine.
Captain Brien: Did you get to share it?
Joe List: I did, I’m shared.
Captain Brien: You are shared
Joe List: So what does that mean? I don’t even know what that means.
Captain Brien: That means that your people right now, if they’re on there watching, which they will be, and maybe they’re, you know, scrolling through, they can say hi. If you guys are watching, tell us hello, what city you’re in. I’ll even give you tickets to tonight’s show. Can I give ’em some tickets?
Joe List: Yeah, please. This is gonna be depressing though if no one writes,
Joe List: “Hey, I’m a fan of Joe.”
Captain Brien: Hey, stay tuned. You never know, I mean, they could be watching on their phone at work, and they don’t wanna get busted.
Joe List: I hope so, yeah.
Captain Brien: They just sneak peeks. But yeah, I mean like, 180 thousand people a week watch.
Captain Brien: Wow. Between all the shows, I’m on every day.
Joe List: 180 thousand.
Captain Brien: Yeah, so that’s good.
Joe List: Yeah, that’s great.
Captain Brien: It’s been steady, so we’re havin’ fun.
Joe List: I’m happy to be here. I hope I get those kinda numbers.
Captain Brien: You brought your wife.
Joe List: I did, my wife is here. Come on out Sarah.
Captain Brien: No, she’s not here now.
Joe List: No, she’s at home, sleeping. She’s in the hotel sleeping.
Captain Brien: Do you have any kids?
Joe List: She came along. No kids.
Captain Brien: No kids?
Joe List: Sex, no kids. Oh my god.
Captain Brien: Wow, that guy just blew his airhorn.
Joe List: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Ace is the place, the helpful place, and apparently he’s helping that guy put his car in gear.
Joe List: Yeah, look up from his texts. But yeah, my wife is here. She’s in bed right now, but she’s hilarious. I don’t think she’s ever been here either, to Naples.
Captain Brien: No? This is her first?
Joe List: First time, yeah. We do Key West every year, but this is our first time–
Captain Brien: So, there is a club down in Key West, right?
Joe List: It’s not a club, uh, I guess it’s a club. My friend would be mad if he heard me say that. It’s a bar, show, but they’re kinda makin’ it a club.,
Captain Brien: Yeah, but it’s only been-a goin’ for a couple of years, right?
Joe List: Yeah, a little bit.
Captain Brien: ‘Cause they actually contacted me and I said I wasn’t gonna do it.
Joe List: Oh, really?
Captain Brien: It was too much for me.
Joe List: Yeah, it’s a lot, I mean it’s a strange place, and it’s hard to get to. It’s a weird island, but it’s a fun place. You can walk around naked, they have a–
Captain Brien: Yeah, like the Garden of Eden. Did you go up there?
Joe List: Garden of Eden? I’ve been there a few times. Well last time–
Captain Brien: Did you pull out the whole junk?
Joe List: When I went years ago, in my drinking day, I don’t drink anymore. I’m old and I’m gay now, but uh–
Captain Brien: Do you know Gary da Silva? He’s in Billerica, Mas.
Joe List: I know Gary da Silva!
Captain Brien: What’s up buddy!
Joe List: Gary’s a firefighter. I’ve known Gary for 20 years. More than 20 years.
Captain Brien: Well we’re giving you a little shout out right there. Put out all those good fires and be safe Gary.
Joe List: Yeah, Gary, come down to Naples, right now, immediately. We got a show tonight.
Captain Brien: Yeah, support the show. Buy a ticket, he said.
Joe List: Hope that’s the right Gary though. Be bad if it was–
Captain Brien: Nah, Gary de Silva, it’s your boy.
Joe List: Yeah, that is my boy.
Captain Brien: He loves you.
Joe List: That’s nice. That’s who I get. I don’t get fans, I just get people I grew up with.
Joe List: But anyway, I don’t even know what I was sayin’ now.
Captain Brien:- Me neither. Do you have ADD? ‘Cause I do.
Joe List: Well I think we all do now with the phones. Forget about it.
Captain Brien: Is it the phone keepin’ you busy?
Joe List: It’s all I do. I just look at the phone and that’s it.
Captain Brien: And you forget it, like what’s goin’ on.
Joe List: A lot of times. I’ve gotten better, but I think I’m better than most. When I’m with people, I’m great. When I’m by myself on the road, I do a lot of looking at the phone. It’s the situation.
Captain Brien: I do too, and when I look at the phone though, sometimes I can’t hear anybody else, just the phone.
Joe List: Oh yeah, totally. You’re immersed.
Captain Brien: Right?
Joe List: Against the whole world. Part of me, some of it’s great. You can learn, like a lot of times I’m not just looking, scrolling through social media, I’m reading shit.
Captain Brien: I do the same thing. I hate reading novels, but I’m definitely learning like, what’s going on in the world or what’s trending.
Joe List: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Captain Brien: What’s trending on Instagram.
Joe List: Yeah, you’re obviously very savvy.
Captain Brien: That’s very important!
Joe List: That’s important stuff. No, I do well, I’ll read. But this is what I do now. Now I’ll watch a movie and like, three minutes in, I’m like, “I’m gonna look up the director. “I’m gonna find out where the director grew up.”, and then I’m like, I can’t even watch the movie. I keep pausing, I’m like, “Let me see “if she’s ever been naked in anything.”
Captain Brien: What about the documentaries? Those kill me, ’cause I’m like, “Now I gotta Google what’s going on “with this guy’s life before it ends.”
Joe List: Right, right.
Captain Brien: And I’m the middle, I’m like, “Ah, I already know this guy’s made it “or it’s a bust.”
Joe List: Right. By the way, this guy just wrote in that I was saying I’m old and gay. Now I remember it. We were talking about Key West. About goin’ to Garden of Eden, and I used to get naked there, but now, in sobriety and older age, I don’t get so naked.
Captain Brien: And you can’t bring out your phone at the Garden of Eden, right? They don’t let you.
Joe List: Yeah, not allowed to.
Captain Brien: Right away, they get on top of you for that. It’s frowned upon.
Joe List: When I first went there, I was like so excited, ’cause I was 23 or 24, and I was like, “I’m gonna go see some naked people.” But the people that get naked at Garden of Eden, are 125 years old.
Captain Brien: It’s not the same. It’s not the same caliber.
Joe List: Yeah, not like beautiful women walkin’ around topless. You’re gonna see an old pud.
Captain Brien: Now there is some naked resorts across the world, like in Ibiza and stuff where there’s some very attractive naked people, but the Garden of Eden seems to attract not the finest, not 10’s.
Joe List: Yeah, no.
Captain Brien: There could be some good sevens.
Joe List: It’s not a hot spot. I think maybe you get a visitor or something like that, but I think it’s also, ends up being mostly dudes that think they’re gonna go see a hot woman.
Captain Brien: A bunch of naked chicks.
Joe List: So you’ve got like 11 naked guys and a few people in their pants, goin’ “This sucks.”
Captain Brien: Right.
Joe List: I feel like I’m–
Captain Brien: I never did that. I never went to the Garden of Eden, but I know it well, ’cause I’ve been to Key West, and who doesn’t hear about the Garden of Eden?
Joe List: It’s pretty cool.
Captain Brien: It is?
Joe List: I spent some time in Key West, and I didn’t, I do now, I go there every year to do the show, but when I was young, my friend Tom Dustin who runs the show, we went down there and had a wild time, and we got robbed by two women in Miami the day before we went.
Captain Brien: Get outta here.
Joe List: We lost all our cash. Yeah, I had a $1,000 in cash taken from me.
Captain Brien: No, a lady robbed you?
Joe List: Yeah, well what happened was, I guess they were kinda like, ladies of the night. I thought I was just killin’ it.
Captain Brien: Yeah, you thought you were hookin’ up with these chicks.
Joe List: Yes, exactly. So we were walkin’ around drunk.
Captain Brien: I gotta hear this.
Joe List: And I was the only guy, I’m wearing like, jeans and sneakers, and I’m wearing like, New Balance sneakers walkin’ up South Beach in Miami, which is like, the hippest place on earth.
Captain Brien: Yeah, and you looked like an easy target, ’cause they’re like, “These guys are on vacation.”
Joe List: Yeah, I looked like a goof. I had like, you know, wired glasses and jeans from Sears, everything, all Sears, head to toe.
Captain Brien: What year was this?
Joe List: This was ’06.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Joe List: So I was 24, and this woman walked up to me and she was hammerin’. She was like, “Hey baby, you wanna party?” And I was like, “Yeah, yeah, let’s rip it. “I just got here. I’m from Boston. “Lets have some fun.” She was like, “Well where are you stayin’?” I was like, “I’m stayin’ right over here.” And it was two women. They were kinda heavy, but I was, you know–
Captain Brien: Yeah, you can’t ask for the best on the road. You take what you get.
Joe List: Yeah, I was into it, and they came up to me. I mean they sparked it, so I was like, “Yeah, let’s go to my room.” And then I was like, “I gotta find my buddy Tom.” And they were like, “No, no, he’s with our friend.” So I just thought these three random women just started grabbin’ us, and I find out later
Captain Brien: You thought you were hot shit. Like, I am freakin’ handsome in South Beach.
Joe List: Yeah, so they walked me, I mean again, these were not attractive women, but they were very nice. They were like, they took me by the arm, you know, I was elbow and elbow, I had a girl on each side, which is a dream.
Captain Brien: Sure.
Joe List: Went back to the hotel, and then one of them started, she– We can be dirty on here, right?
Captain Brien: Yeah, to a point, sure.
Joe List: Okay.
Captain Brien: Kinda censor it.
Joe List: I don’t wanna get too crazy but she took her bosoms out.
Captain Brien: Yes, she took out her boobies.
Joe List: Yeah, and she was pressing them on my face and kinda doin’ one of these things, and then the other girl, I was like “Where are you at? What goin’ on here?” And she was kinda touchin’ my genital area over the pants, and I was like “This is amazing, what a wild, “I’m havin’ a threesome in Key West, “I mean in Miami, I just got here an hour ago.”, and then all of a sudden, she was like, “You know what? We’re gonna get outta here.”
Joe List: And I was like, “What? I’m not even naked yet. “What’re you talkin’ about?” And they were like, “We gotta go. “It was great to meet ya’.” And then they just took off, and I was so drunk that I was like, “Boy, that was weird.” I was like, “Maybe I said somethin’.” And then I looked over. I could see the zipper of my bag was open, and I had all cash. I didn’t have an ATM card at the time.
Captain Brien: How did they know to go right to the bag? Were you like, “Yo, I got bags!”
Joe List: No, I think she was just rifling through the bag.
Captain Brien: While the other one was smothering you with the breasts.
Joe List: Yeah, exactly.
Captain Brien: So you were breast smothered. That was like, her Bird Box. She Bird Boxed you.
Joe List: Yes, exactly. Classic move, a breast smother.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Joe List: ‘Cause you can get away with anything if you can smother someone’s face
Captain Brien: Absolutely.
Joe List: with a breast.
Captain Brien: No doubt.
Joe List: So, she did that, and then the other one I think had like, one hand, she was kinda touchin’ me so I knew she was there, and then with the other hand was goin’ through my bag, and again, I’m like, extremely inebriated.
Captain Brien: How did they know to go through the bag and not your pockets? They’re good.
Joe List: They might have gone through the pockets also. I dunno.
Captain Brien: It was probably an hour. It was an hour of breast smuggling.
Joe List: They probably were like, “This guy “doesn’t have an ATM card. This guy’s a loser.” I don’t know, but they went through and I just had cash, and my mother, before I left was like, “You shouldn’t carry cash like that.”
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Joe List: But I just didn’t have a bank card. I just had cash, so I lost 1,000, and then my friend showed up. Oh, that’s what I forgot to say. So in the middle of it, my buddy Tom showed up, and I was like “Dude, look at this! “This is crazy!” ‘Cause I didn’t realized I’d been robbed yet, and he was like, “I just got robbed.” He’s like, “I lost $500.”
Captain Brien: Get out! They had already hit him up?
Joe List: Yeah, yeah.
Captain Brien: So they literally told you, “Oh, my other friend is taking care of your buddy.”
Joe List: Yes, so it turned out he was receiving a style of sex, you know, and they were goin’ through his pockets while doing that, so he at least received like, some more sexual– It was a little more advanced, sexually than I got. I just got a boobie smother.
Captain Brien: Yeah, and you were excited about that.
Joe List: I was thrilled with that. I mean at the time, I wasn’t exactly crushing it, nor am I now, by the way.
Captain Brien: When you’re married.
Joe List: I mean I have a beautiful wife. So anyways, that was that, and then, so it was day one of like a seven day vacation, and we lost 100% of our money. I had to call my mother. My aunt wired us some money.
Captain Brien: Oh my god.
Joe List: And I had to pay her back.
Captain Brien: That’s like the thing where you get the call and it’s fake, right? “Hey, I’m on vacation, I lost all my money. “Can you wire me money?”
Joe List: Yeah, it seemed like a joke, and like the day before, she was like, “This is a bad idea.”, and I was like, “Yep, we got robbed.” I mean, day one, but the nice thing was, we went down to Key West, and we started telling everyone the story. It’s a great atmosphere down there, and people would buy us drinks and stuff. People were like, “Oh, that’s terrible. “Let me get you a beer.”
Joe List: And we kinda milked it, quite a bit. We got a lot of free booze, and we would just tell the story together, and people loved it. We were a big hit down there.
Captain Brien: I bet.
Joe List: But yeah, it was great, but for years I’m finally doing well enough that I don’t add that $1,000 to my account when I look at my money.
Captain Brien: Right.
Joe List: For years, every time I looked at my statement I’d be like, “There should be $1,000 more!”
Captain Brien: “Ah, wish I had that grand.” Yeah.
Joe List: But I also gave this great big broody speech, where I was like, “You know what, who gives a shit? “If they need to take our money, “let ’em take our money.”
Captain Brien: Right.
Joe List: “We’re not gonna let this die.” It was like this big like,
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Joe List: rah, rah speech.
Captain Brien: Yeah, you felt, you were feelin’ it right from the heart, and the wallet.
Joe List: Yeah, exactly, we had to keep it goin’. We ended up havin’ like, the time of our lives. I got great photos of all of it.
Captain Brien: So, my buddy owns Irish Kevin’s. Did you get to go to Irish Kevin’s?
Joe List: Yeah, I’ve been to Irish Kevin’.
Captain Brien: Yeah, that’s Irish Kevin, that’s my buddy.
Joe List: No kidding.
Captain Brien: So he’s a good time. That’s how, he’s the one that contacted me and said, “My friend’s opening up a bar and gonna do comedy there. “I want you to book it.”, and then I was like, “I can’t”.
Joe List: Oh wow, okay.
Captain Brien: So that’s how I was like, contacted. Wow, that guy just threw the thing right there.
Joe List: Yeah, I think he just dumped a bottle of urine out the window, which is fine, you know.
Captain Brien: So tell me, you grew up in Boston.
Joe List: Yeah, well Massachusetts, South Shore. I grew up in Whitman, Massachusetts.
Captain Brien: Okay, and I grew up in Wakefield.
Joe List: Yeah, which is, I feel like similar towns but flipped.
Captain Brien: Right. The opposites.
Joe List: One’s North, one’s South, which by the way, we call it Massachusetts, I never thought this was weird. We always say South Shore, the South Shore plaza, but it’s not the shore. I grew up like 35 minutes from the beach. Like the South Shore plaza–
Captain Brien: Yeah, we say North Shore.
Joe List: Yeah, as in Braintree, but it’s like, we’re not on the water.
Captain Brien: Right, we’re not on the shore, like shipwrecked.
Joe List: Yeah, people would come visit or whatever and see where I grew up, and they’re like, “So where’s the beach?” and I’m like, “The beach?”
Joe List: And I’m like, “The beach is like, 40 minutes away.”
Captain Brien: So do you have the roast beef sandwiches, like Bill & Bob’s, is that a thing on the South Shore? I know it’s huge on the North Shore.
Joe List: No, well there’s Mike’s Roast Beef was a big place. I moved to Everett for a couple of years for comedy.
Captain Brien: So in Everett, so you had like–
Joe List: There was Kelley’s was not far, and then Mike’s Roast Beef, which is still there. I still go up there.
Captain Brien: It’s delicious, right?
Joe List: Yeah.
Captain Brien: There’s nothing like that around here.
Joe List: No, it was amazing. I mean someone should come down here and do a roast beef place.
Captain Brien: I did.
Joe List: You made a roast beef place?
Captain Brien: Yeah, I did, in 2005. Captain Brian’s Seafood and Roast Beef, and I did the exact thing.
Joe List: And it didn’t–
Captain Brien: It did really well.
Joe List: Oh, okay.
Captain Brien: It turned into Captain Brian’s, then it turned into Off The Hook Comedy Club.
Joe List: Oh wow, okay.
Captain Brien: But that’s how I started, and Bill and Bob, the owner came down, he says, “I heard you’re the Bill and Bob’s “from down south. “I’m gonna see your roast beef.” and he cooked roast beef in my kitchen.
Joe List: No shit.
Captain Brien: And he taught me, like, the secrets.
Joe List: Wow.
Captain Brien: The real friggin’ thing.
Joe List: Oh, I thought I had that million dollar idea by the way, but you already done it.
Captain Brien: Yeah, I did it. I did it, I did a lot. Some worked, some didn’t.
Joe List: That’s the way it goes.
Captain Brien: That’s how you roll.
Joe List: It’s like jokes.
Captain Brien: You gotta test out the waters.
Joe List: Yeah, exactly.
Captain Brien: Randy wants me to say, “I wanna hear a chicken finger.” I like to say chicken fingers. Do you say chicken finger, or chicken finger?
Joe List: Well, I’m hangin’ out with you, so I’ll start soundin’ like that again. Like when I go home to hang out with my family, I’ll start sounding a little more like a Kennedy. To me, when I was drinking, or if I’d get really angry my accent will come out a little bit.
Captain Brien: My parents have lived down here for 22 years and so have I, but my accent’s mostly gone I think.
Joe List: Right.
Captain Brien: Or is it bad?
Joe List: I don’t think it’s bad at all.
Joe List: I noticed it a little bit.
Captain Brien: My parents sound like they literally have never left.
Joe List: Right, right.
Captain Brien: I’m like, how do you still talk like that?
Joe List: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Nobody else is doing that.
Joe List: It’s interesting, because it’s just so ingrained. It’s just like how you speak I guess, but it’s weird because when I was a kid, I got made fun of ’cause I would say bathroom, and like everyone made fun of me. They were like, “What are you, an English piece of shit.”, whatever, and then I was like, “Oh, alright.”, so I stopped saying bathroom consciously, and then like, Good Will Hunting came out, and it became like, the coolest thing to sound like that,
Captain Brien: Yeah, Boston.
Joe List: so all of a sudden, like I had this accent and people would make fun of me, and I was like, “Oh god, I guess I’m a nerd. “I sound like I’m British.” So I’d change the way I talk, and then Good Will Hunting came out and all of a sudden like everyone in my class was like, “Joe, you’re wicked crazy.”, and I was like, “You didn’t sounds like that two days ago.”
Captain Brien: Like, wicked, I didn’t realize wicked wasn’t a thing.
Joe List: I didn’t either. It’s amazing how many things you realize, like Patriot’s Day is not a holiday anymore.
Captain Brien: Correct. What is Patriot’s Day?
Joe List: Yeah, I thought, that was mind blowing to me, ’cause I still to go up there every year for Patriot’s Day.
Captain Brien: And Columbus day is like, I think that people don’t get it unless you’re up there. What do you think?
Joe List: Columbus Day?
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Joe List: That’s a national holiday, isn’t it?
Captain Brien: Yeah, it seems like it, right? And they wanna tell you about Plymouth Rock.
Joe List: Right, Plymouth Rock they love, and that’s so fascinating, but Columbus didn’t land on Plymouth Rock.
Captain Brien: No, who did?
Joe List: The Pilgrims.
Captain Brien: The Pilgrims. So that’s why we get Patriot’s Day, or no?
Joe List: No, Patriot’s Day is about I think Battle of Bunker Hill?
Captain Brien: Oh! That’s what it–
Joe List: No wait, that’s Bunker Hill Day. Patriot’s Day is, I dunno.
Captain Brien: The Bunker Hill Monument.
Joe List: Some sort of revolution. But that’s not actually on Bunker Hill. That’s actually Breed’s Hill, and Bunker Hill is in like, Somerville.
Captain Brien: This is true. This is true.
Joe List: That’s some fun trivia.
Captain Brien: That is a good little knack that you’ve acquired along the way.
Joe List: Yeah, a little Boston trivia. By the way, are we going somewhere? I feel like you’re just flipping around. I dunno
Captain Brien: I can’t turn in this.
Joe List: what the hell’s going on.
Captain Brien: You can’t turn in there.
Captain Brien: I just drive and drive until the conversation gets dead, and once the conversation dies, I pull in.
Joe List: Every once and a while I look over, I’m like, “Where the hell are we?”
Captain Brien: There’s no turn in. There’s no access to get in here, so you gotta go down, turn, right, left, and pull in.
Joe List: Gotcha. Well Patriot’s Day is a holiday in Boston. I still go every year, ’cause the Red Sox play at 11:05am, and the marathon’s going on. I go every year.
Captain Brien: Which is the best. That’s a huge day in Boston.
Joe List: It’s the best.
Captain Brien: Right?
Joe List: You go to the game, then you spill out. Time to watch all the, you know, the not elite runners.
Captain Brien: I go to Pizzeria Regina, I get some pizza on the way in.
Joe List: Yeah, you can do that.
Captain Brien: I love it.
Joe List: We live it up, I mean, I love it, I go every, this past year the game got rained out, which was frustrating. I was there for the bombing, which was, that’s not a fun thing to bring up on a comedy show.
Captain Brien: No. But it’s very interesting. And then did you see the movie?
Joe List: I did not see the movie.
Captain Brien: You didn’t?
Joe List: No. I saw the real life thing.
Captain Brien: I know.
Joe List: No, I did not see the movie. I should see the movie.
Captain Brien: The movie’s great.
Joe List: I’m sure it was enjoyable.
Captain Brien: It’s really interesting.
Joe List: Yeah. That was a fascinating time.
Captain Brien: Unbelievable. Well anyway, guys, this is the Captain’s Log. Joe List. Go see him at Off The Hook Comedy Club tonight through Sunday, tellin’ the ha-ha’s, all the jokes, you’re gonna love him. You’ve seen him on Netflix, now you’ve seen him on a Captain’s Log. Joe, thanks buddy
Joe List: Thanks for havin’ me.
Captain Brien: Let’s go, we’re goin’ on
Joe List: I appreciate it.
Captain Brien: a radio station now. 103.9, then 96k-Rock. We just finished 105.5 The Beat. We’re out, and the Captain’s Log will be live tomorrow. Two episodes, so I know you’re just so excited. Seeya.