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Captain Brien: We could do it. Let’s do it, guys. The Captain’s Log with Tom Green.
Tom Green: Oh my God, yeah.
Captain Brien: Hey, we are live.
Tom Green: Yeah, what about that camera?
Captain Brien: This one, let’s turn them all on.
Tom Green: You’ve got so many cameras, Captain Brien.
Captain Brien: We’re gonna turn everything on and go live.
Tom Green: Captain Brien’s got so many cameras. I don’t know which one to look at.
Captain Brien: Do you like it?
Tom Green: I like it. I’m not gonna look at any of the cameras.
Captain Brien: You’re not gonna look.
Tom Green: Because I don’ want to look like I’m looking at the wrong camera.
Captain Brien: No, no, of course not.
Tom Green: This time I’m gonna look around at stuff. Not gonna look at any of the cameras because I don’t want to look like I’m looking at the wrong camera, so I’m just going to look around at stuff.
Captain Brien: Yeah, don’t look at anything.
Tom Green: I said that twice.
Captain Brien: We need gas today though. Today’s the first time I think I might have to get gas live on The Log.
Tom Green: Have you ever run out of gas on The Captain’s Log?
Captain Brien: On The Log? No, that would not be fun. I haven’t done much driving tactics on The Log, mostly just driving.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Not a lot of, I haven’t gotten pulled over.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Thank God I haven’t gotten in an accident.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Mostly just driving.
Tom Green: That’s cool.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: I’ve watched the show quite a bit.
Captain Brien: Well I appreciate that. You know what’s funny is of course–
Tom Green: It’s my favorite show.
Captain Brien: It’s your favorite?
Tom Green: I can’t believe I’m on this. I feel like I’m doing Letterman right now, for the first time.
Captain Brien: Well speaking of–
Tom Green: I’m a little nervous.
Captain Brien: You are now doing a Larry King.
Tom Green: Yes, yeah.
Captain Brien: Which is amazing.
Tom Green: I’m guest hosting Larry King Now.
Captain Brien: Larry King Now.
Tom Green: Which is on Hulu and Ora TV, and it’s been really cool and I’ve gotten to do multiple episodes of the show, 10 episodes we’ve done already, and I think we’re going to be doing more.
Captain Brien: Do they release all of them at once?
Tom Green: No, they kind of been coming out–
Captain Brien: The come out like daily or weekly?
Tom Green: Yep, a few a week, yeah.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: Daily I think, yep.
Captain Brien: That’s cool.
Tom Green: Yeah, so.
Captain Brien: And how, how’s the studio? Is it like a big production thing or–
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Is it, I mean, it’s legit, like, it’s like–
Tom Green: Larry King Studios. It’s amazing, yeah, it’s incredible. That’s what’s cool about it ’cause I’ve done home made broadcasts, kind of like this, where I hooked up a bunch of cameras and done web shows and things. But it’s cool to be able to go down there and have like a full state of the art television studio.
Captain Brien: Speaking of which, Josh Pray is on there right now.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Josh, what’s up buddy.
Tom Green: Oh yeah, you can see people.
Captain Brien: We’re gonna do a little deal with Tom Green this week. I told them we’re going to get hooked up.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Yeah, so this–
Tom Green: Oh Josh Pray’s your friend you were telling me about.
Captain Brien: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Green: Who’s got millions of followers.
Captain Brien: Yeah, he’s my boy, so we’re gonna hook it up.
Tom Green: Hey Josh, can you tell your followers to go look at my YouTube channel? I posted two new music videos this week.
Captain Brien: And how you gonna rap? You rap about your new song.
Tom Green: Yeah, I have a new song. We just world premiered it. We just played it on 105.5.
Captain Brien: Five, yeah, The Beat.
Tom Green: The Beat, it’s called–
Captain Brien: And the name of the song is?
Tom Green: I want to be friends with Drake.
Captain Brien: I love that.
Tom Green: I want to be friends with Drake.
Captain Brien: I Love that. That, that kind of is everybody’s.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Song.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: That’s their theme song.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Who doesn’t?
Tom Green: Who doesn’t like Drake?
Captain Brien: What’s the, what’s the beat, your favorite line in the song?
Tom Green: In my song?
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: I think it’s, “I know you said “no new friends homie but that’s exactly who I am.”
Captain Brien: I was, I was looking at beat, but I love the photography that you did, the footage of the video. They have to go your Tom Green, not on your Facebook, I’m sorry, on your YouTube because you have the video, and you shot it all across Asia, right?
Tom Green: Yeah, so I’m here doing–
Captain Brien: Which I love.
Tom Green: I’m here in Florida doing stand up comedy at Off The Hook this weekend, and I’m touring all the time, but I was in Asia a few weeks ago, did a three week tour throughout the continent of Asia, Hong Kong, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore, Philippines and China, Shanghai, China. And so we shot three music videos over there actually.
Captain Brien: Wow.
Tom Green: Two of which have just been premiered. There’s a second video up on the website also.
Captain Brien: What I love about all the stuff you do, it’s so organic, like everything you post is just stuff that you create, your content. It’s original for you. And you were like one of the first guys to even do that, period.
Tom Green: Yeah, I was into skateboarding videos when I was a teenager, and I remember seeing skateboarding videos, Tony Hawk.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: Who I just interviewed on Larry King Now. Who is now a friend of mine but I was, he was my idol when I was growing up. And part of the reason was ’cause I just, not only ’cause I loved watching the skateboarding but I loved watching the videos they would make. And that was the first time I remembered ever seeing like videos that weren’t made by a major television network.
Captain Brien: Right.
Tom Green: And you know how the world’s changed, right, now everybody’s making videos themselves and posting on Facebook, so we’re used to seeing raw, guerrilla kind of content now. But back in the 80s, right, that was just so rare to see anything that was, and to me it was appealing to me because you felt like you were seeing something you weren’t really supposed to see.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: It wasn’t run through a corporation, a series of checks and balances, and you get the sanitized show. It was like a lot of, you know, there used to be this video called Faces of Death, that people would watch. It was on a VHS, people would hand it around. And it was like crazy, like, “Oh a guy jumps “out of a plane, his parachute doesn’t open “and he lands in a pit of alligators.” Probably was all fake, but it felt real.
Captain Brien: Right, there is some like–
Tom Green: I don’t like to date myself and sound really old or whatever but I’m 47 years old, you know.
Captain Brien: You’re not old.
Tom Green: Yeah, I remember, but you know I’m, if you’re 20 though, 47 is really old, right.
Captain Brien: Right.
Tom Green: So if you’re 20, that sounds really old. When a 20 year old hears somebody talking about how they remember the world before cell phones.
Captain Brien: Before the internet.
Tom Green: Before the internet, before reality TV.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: That’s like when we were kids, hearing somebody talking about like how grandma didn’t used to have electricity.
Captain Brien: Right, it is, it is.
Tom Green: And you’d be thinking like, “Wow, my grandma’s old, she didn’t have electricity.”
Captain Brien: How does that happen.
Tom Green: It’s almost probably weirder to imagine the world without the internet and cellphones for a young person today because we’re so consumed by them, you know.
Captain Brien: What I find absolutely amazing, is that when it’s as new as like, “Oh iTunes, like you didn’t remember iTunes?” And I’m like, that’s not that old.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: YouTube is 12 years old. It’s not that old.
Tom Green: Yeah, isn’t that crazy?
Captain Brien: But like my kids, they don’t understand, like.
Tom Green: YouTube, this thing we’re on now, it’s 12 years old.
Captain Brien: Yeah, right, it’s amazing.
Tom Green: Yeah, it’s amazing.
Captain Brien: It really is.
Tom Green: Rome Marriquin.
Captain Brien: Brian Fox. I got some friends in Wakefield.
Tom Green: Shelly Misorowski.
Captain Brien: Back in the High School Days, Wakefield Mass in the house, when Tom Green was hitting it big time.
Tom Green: All right.
Captain Brien: All fans, all fans of your show, not to mention fans right now. So how did you know like–
Tom Green: Doroda Blair is watching.
Captain Brien: It wasn’t a thing to record people.
Tom Green: Jeremy.
Captain Brien: And do funny videos and like, how did you know that was going to be okay? Like you could just do it. You were just hoping? Or did you feel like, “Hey I’m going to make something out of this.” ‘Cause you really went in full. I mean, you started doing it like.
Tom Green: Yeah I went to school for broadcasting. I was a huge David Letterman fan. Loved Late Night with David Letterman and The Late Show, and loved when he would go out in the street and I loved when he’d do things that were kind of edgy, like you know, go out and yell at people with his megaphone out of his office at people in the street, or deliver a fruit basket to the you know, CEO of GE or whatever. So it was like a, you know, it was something I was sort of a huge fan of. And I just thought, I want to try to do sort of a guerrilla version of that.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Tom Green: A non-networked version of that. And you know, like I was a man of traditional comedy. I loved SCTV and Monty Python and Saturday Night Live and funny movies and comedians and stuff. So I was aware that there was sort of a mainstream way of doing things, and then there was the skateboard video way of doing things. So I tried to kind of combine the two and you know I did pursue trying to get the show picked up by MTV. I mean, we did the show for years in Canada. We were on a small network in Canada.
Captain Brien: Right.
Tom Green: First before MTV. Started on Public Access, did the show for free for years, several years.
Captain Brien: People don’t get that that leads to so many things sometimes.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: You know, putting in the time, putting in the energy and making something out of nothing, and then you built enough that it has value.
Tom Green: The Captain’s Log could easily be–
Captain Brien: Correct, like look at this show, dammit.
Tom Green: On CBS someday.
Captain Brien: That’s right. I’m doing it for free.
Tom Green: Some day we’ll be watching this on CBS, Captain Brien on the Captain’s Log. Late night, CBS late night, right after Steven Colbert comes on, The Captain’s Log.
Captain Brien: You do inspire me for that.
Tom Green: And you’ll say, “You know I did this show “for free for awhile.”
Captain Brien: Because I’ve been doing this now for quite a long time. People say, “Well why do you do it, man?” Well it’s, number one, I like to document everything that we have going on in life.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: All them cool people like yourself that I meet.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: I mean, it’s not like, I may not have this opportunity if I didn’t have a comedy club or if I didn’t have this, the ability to turn on the cameras and just roll with it.
Tom Green: This is the new business model for show business, right, you have a comedy club, you’re selling tickets. People are watching. Presumably some of these amazing people are going to come down to the comedy club.
Captain Brien: That’s right, yes.
Tom Green: Tonight, Friday, Saturday, Sunday night in Naples, Off The Hook Comedy.
Captain Brien: To see the famous Tom Green.
Tom Green: Come on down. I’m doing six shows. And so you know, that’s the revenue model now, right. You know, we’re selling tickets here.
Captain Brien: We are.
Tom Green: It’s interesting you know, like like people sort of, who don’t do standup, who are in the entertainment business, don’t really think I think about the show business model the same way.
Captain Brien: Right.
Tom Green: Once you start doing standup, you really think of it differently.
Captain Brien: Because you’re with the people.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: And I think that’s also why that they’re casting so many comedians in movies these days too, because they’re actually, it’s almost like a rock star, right, where you go out and you have a concert tour because you released an album.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: What other, it’s not like Tom Cruise is touring around theaters, saying, “Hey everybody, come watch my movie.”
Tom Green: Yeah, although I would go to that show.
Captain Brien: I would too.
Tom Green: That would be cool.
Captain Brien: It’d be a very good show.
Tom Green: Tom Cruise started doing standup, I would be the first in line. I would love to see that. And he’d probably be really good too.
Captain Brien: I bet.
Tom Green: He’s obviously a great performer.
Captain Brien: Charismatic.
Tom Green: Yeah, absolutely. But you know, you know, Tom Cruise–
Captain Brien: You ever meet him?
Tom Green: I never met him but he went to my school. He lived in Ottawa for awhile when he was in Canada.
Captain Brien: Really.
Tom Green: Yeah, his dad was in the US Navy. And he actually, rumor has it, we were, he lived on the same street that I lived on when I grew up, where I grew up.
Captain Brien: Wow.
Tom Green: But I’ve never had the opportunity to run into Tom Cruise and ask him about that.
Captain Brien: Who would you want to meet?
Tom Green: Well I’ve met David Letterman but I would love to interview David Letterman, ’cause you know.
Captain Brien: ‘Cause of the beards now? ‘Cause you look alike?
Tom Green: Just ’cause I have a million questions for him and was just such an inspiration to me and I look up to him, so it’d be cool to be able to interview him and do that. Who have I not met that I would like to meet? I’ve met, I was doing a bit recently, I was sort of screwing around with like audience recently in one of my shows.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: And you know, the bit is that basically, I’ve basically met everybody except Tom Cruise. I basically met everybody.
Captain Brien: And Drake.
Tom Green: And so like name, yeah.
Captain Brien: Wait did you meet Drake?
Tom Green: No, I haven’t met Drake.
Captain Brien: But he’s coming soon.
Tom Green: But I mean, not to play celebrity name dropping here on Captain Brien’s, The Log, but name somebody, I’ll tell you whether or not I’ve met them or not.
Captain Brien: Howard Stern.
Tom Green: Met him, yes, yes, I’ve been on–
Captain Brien: Good guy?
Tom Green: Yeah, good, great guy.
Captain Brien: That’s probably one of the only guys I want to meet.
Tom Green: Been on his show.
Captain Brien: I want to meet him.
Tom Green: Yeah. Howard Stern phoned my on my cellphone a couple of times, and we had private, off-radio conversations.
Captain Brien: Very cool.
Tom Green: He was always very supportive. Okay, who else?
Captain Brien: Females, let’s see.
Tom Green: Anybody, name anybody.
Captain Brien: How about–
Tom Green: I’ve met everybody.
Tom Green: I’ve been living in Hollywood for 20 years.
Captain Brien: Cindy Crawford, Cindy Crawford?
Tom Green: Never met her.
Captain Brien: Ah, see.
Tom Green: Never met her, no.
Captain Brien: do you care to meet her?
Tom Green: Yeah. I would like to meet her. I would like to meet everybody. I like everybody.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: Okay but seriously I’ve met everybody. Name someone, I’ve met them. Other than Tom Cruise and Cindy Crawford.
Captain Brien: Let’s see, how about–
Tom Green: And then I’ll tell you a little, a brief story about–
Captain Brien: About, about everyone.
Tom Green: About where we met and how we met, yeah.
Captain Brien: Did you ever meet Barbara Streisand?
Tom Green: Never met her, but I did see her in a restaurant once.
Captain Brien: Joan Rivers.
Tom Green: Joan Rivers I have met. She was amazingly supportive of me. We were on The Celebrity Apprentice together. She won that season. Also I did her show In Bed With Joan, so I actually know her–
Captain Brien: Oh you did that? I thought that was a great show.
Tom Green: Yeah, it was kind of like this.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: I’m glad I’m not in bed with you right now.
Captain Brien: Yeah, well we have, let’s not, let’s not lie to the camera. It’s been in the past, I mean.
Tom Green: Yeah, we don’t want to talk about that.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: But yeah, I love Joan, and she was an incredible legend.
Captain Brien: She really was.
Tom Green: Okay, next.
Captain Brien: I don’t know. Who was the person that you’re most proud that you met?
Tom Green: The proudest person to have met?
Captain Brien: Yeah. Or the most inspiring person.
Tom Green: Probably Letterman.
Captain Brien: Letterman, yeah.
Tom Green: That was the most exciting moment for me, when I got asked to be a guest on his show. And then I got to guest host his show once too actually.
Captain Brien: Oh wow.
Tom Green: Guest hosted Letterman once as well. So that was probably for me a big deal. But you know, it’s, it’s cool. I am sort of a big fan of so much comedy and films and television, so I do get a little bit of a thrill–
Captain Brien: Do you?
Tom Green: Out of meeting people, yeah, I get that.
Captain Brien: I didn’t actually expect that.
Tom Green: I get nervous when I know I’m going to interview someone that I’ve never interviewed before. I get nervous if I have to go to a-
Captain Brien: More nervous than being on The Captain’s Log or less?
Tom Green: More nervous.
Captain Brien: Way more.
Tom Green: More nervous, yes.
Captain Brien: Wow, shocking, shocking.
Tom Green: On the scale of nervousness from one to 10 right now, I’m at around a two.
Captain Brien: A two.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: I really bring the best out of you.
Tom Green: Well I’m still a little nervous though.
Captain Brien: It could be, it could be a point five.
Tom Green: Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Captain Brien: I know, I know, so that’s good, that’s good. I’m feel good about that.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Now that he’s put it in perspective.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: So what do you think–
Tom Green: Let’s put it this way though, when I’m going to sleep at night, I’m about a three.
Captain Brien: Thanks. You didn’t have to throw that in. We didn’t have to add that part at all.
Tom Green: No, I get, I have a lot of anxiety, so, ’cause you’re sort of keeping my mind occupied right now. I’m actually a little less nervous than I would be.
Captain Brien: So I put you at ease.
Tom Green: When I got to sleep, I’m like, oh my God, yeah, am I going to have a heart attack in my sleep?
Captain Brien: If you need me to cuddle tonight.
Tom Green: Am I going to wake up in the morning?
Captain Brien: If you need me to come over to cuddle.
Tom Green: Yeah.
Captain Brien: To put you to sleep like this, I’m happy to do that.
Tom Green: Yeah, okay. Yeah I know you’ve got some stuff you gotta do, so.
Captain Brien: I want to make sure that you’re comfortable here in Florida.
Tom Green: Yeah, no, it’s fine. Everything’s fine.
Captain Brien: Six big shows, Off The Hook Comedy Club.
Tom Green: Yeah, yeah.
Captain Brien: How could they find you on Instagram? You’re at Tom Green, right?
Tom Green: Tom Green on Instagram.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Tom Green: Tom Green Live on Twitter. And I’m on Facebook. But go to Instagram first because I’m on there the most.
Captain Brien: You’re the most relevant there. You’re posting stuff all of the time.
Tom Green: I like it more. I like it more.
Captain Brien: Yeah, yeah.
Tom Green: I like the pictures. I read the comments. But I’m on YouTube also, my YouTube channel. So come find me.
Captain Brien: So come out with Tom.
Tom Green: Kevin Brasie is watching.
Captain Brien: Kevin Brasie, yeah, Wakefield.
Tom Green: Oh Brasie, I’m sorry.
Captain Brien: My homie from Wakefield.
Tom Green: The French pronunciation.
Captain Brien: And then Bob, Boston Bob and Brad.
Tom Green: Kevin Brasie.
Captain Brien: All kinds of people watching today, saying hello to Tom Green.
Tom Green: Hey everybody.
Captain Brien: They’re star struck Tom, star struck, like me.
Tom Green: So glad to see you guys. Please come out and see me tonight. And I actually have my album for sale too, at the show, a vinyl record.
Captain Brien: You do have a vinyl record.
Tom Green: Printed on green vinyl. And I have a few copies available.
Captain Brien: I need to get, I’ll trade you a signed vinyl for a signed bottle of Captain Brien’s Vodka.
Tom Green: Oh my God, that’s amazing.
Captain Brien: Is that a good deal?
Tom Green: Yeah, that’s a good deal.
Captain Brien: That’s a barter.
Tom Green: That’s amazing.
Captain Brien: That’s a win for both of us.
Tom Green: Absolutely.
Captain Brien: All right guys, this is The Captain’s Log. This is my friend, Tom Green. It’s been a pleasure, buddy.
Tom Green: Thank you.
Captain Brien: Listen, I always appreciate you coming.
Tom Green: Thank you.
Captain Brien: To the Club.
Tom Green: Thank you.
Captain Brien: One of my favorites. It’s been many years now we’re working together.
Tom Green: Yeah. How many? Like almost 10 years.
Captain Brien: Almost 10 years. And for me, it’s an honor and it’s exciting. You guys are going to get a great show. Off The Hook Comedy Club, Tom Green. This is The Captain’s Log. Thanks for watching guys. Have a good day, be the best. And I’m out.
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Captain Brien: Good morning, good morning! We’re back on the Captain’s Log with Dr.Saman Freedman. Yes, did I say it right?
Dr. Freedman: You said it right!
Captain Brien: I tried, I tried. Awesome. So, we talked to each other on Instagram, and I told you that I’ve been to three different dentists, and they tell me no. That I shouldn’t fill it. Is there a reason why I shouldn’t fill it, fill the teeth space? Yeah, this one, right here. That one. What do you think?
Dr. Freedman: I think it’s a personal preference.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: It’s called a diastema. And that can be a relapse from braces. You’ve had braces before?
Captain Brien: I did, yes.
Dr. Freedman: If you don’t wear your retainer.
Captain Brien: Can you open that? We can share it to your,
Dr. Freedman: If you don’t wear your retainer,
Captain Brien: fan page.
Dr. Freedman: a lot of times what ends up happening is you get that space back.
Captain Brien: And I got it.
Dr. Freedman: And you got it.
Captain Brien: Correct.
Dr. Freedman: Now that’s a personal preference, some of my patients love the space because they feel like it’s their character. So even if I do cosmetic work on them, like veneers, we maintain that space. And other patients want to close that space, and that’s why they come to me.
Captain Brien: I’ve been looking at it for a long time, and I keep going to different dentists and they say, don’t do it because of that. You say it’s like a personal preference, but I kinda feel like I wanna close it.
Dr. Freedman: I think it would look very nice if you did close it, it’s very easy to, you have different options. You can close it with something permanent, or with something like Invisalign. You know, it all depends on what you wanna do.
Captain Brien: What, what do they do, what would you do to close it?
Dr. Freedman: One way of closing the space is by getting veneers,
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: Everybody’s heard of veneers.
Captain Brien: Yup.
Dr. Freedman: They’re very popular. It’s basically like porcelain, that
Captain Brien: But, do you have to pull out my regular teeth?
Dr. Freedman: No, there’s no pulling of your teeth.
Captain Brien: Oh!
Dr. Freedman: We’re not giving you dentures, we’re closing the space.
Captain Brien: Okay, I just wanted to make sure, I don’t want my teeth yanked out.
Dr. Freedman: No no, no yanking. So basically, what we do is we just very minorly, very conservatively, prep the teeth. And by that we just take away .5 millimeters of enamel, so you still have your enamel. And we cement porcelain, on top of your teeth.
Captain Brien: Like caps? Like little
Dr. Freedman: So the difference between a cap,
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: which is a crown, and a veneer, is a veneer is very conservative, and it’s just .5 millimeters thick. So it’s translucent, it’s very thin. It just gets cemented on top of your own teeth.
Captain Brien: Like a little shingle?
Dr. Freedman: Exactly.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: Yeah, like a press on nail almost.
Captain Brien: Okay. On my teeth.
Dr. Freedman: On your teeth.
Captain Brien: And you, will you make these?
Dr. Freedman: We will be sending them to a lab, there’s different ways of doing it. Some offices do it in-house, with a cerec machine. However, that is not the most aesthetic way of doing it, I prefer more of a feldspathic porcelain that’s layered, a layered porcelain that a ceramist does. And that’s all they do, all day long. Sit in a lab, and layer this porcelain, and they’re so good at it.
Captain Brien: Oh, I had a good friend in Boston that did that. Her dad made all of the veneers and all that stuff for like, dentists everywhere in the whole north shore, in a lab.
Dr. Freedman: And that’s their specialty, so they do it all day long. So I leave it up to them. And my lab is excellent. So they’ll be able to really do whatever it is that you want and keep it looking natural.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: So you’ll still have a beautiful smile, you’ll still have a natural smile. The other option is doing something like Invisalign, which is also very popular.
Captain Brien: Yeah, but I have to wear that all the time, right?
Dr. Freedman: Um, yes.
Captain Brien: During the day?
Dr. Freedman: Day and night, 22 hours a day.
Captain Brien: Oh my god.
Dr. Freedman: they’re clear trays that you’ll be wearing all day long,
Captain Brien: So I have to re,
Dr. Freedman: every day.
Captain Brien: Retrain myself to talk?
Dr. Freedman: Um no, it’s so thin that you don’t even- they’re flexible, they’re comfortable. You wouldn’t even notice they’re there after a day or two.
Captain Brien: And, when I had braces, there was a lot of pain, cause my teeth were moving.
Dr. Freedman: Right.
Captain Brien: Do they do the same thing with the Invisalign?
Dr. Freedman: No, the Invisalign is smaller movements. And, it’s such minor shifting that we’ll be doing with your teeth.
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Dr. Freedman: If you do choose to close the space, that you will have zero pain. And you can take ’em off when you eat.
Captain Brien: When I eat.
Dr. Freedman: So, it’s easy to keep clean.
Captain Brien: Do I kiss somebody with them?
Dr. Freedman: Um, I would probably take ’em off.
Captain Brien: So I have to say, hold on one minute, let me kiss you, I gotta take- Give me a moment, yeah. I mean yeah, they probably won’t even notice you have ’em in but, I would probably take them off.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Captain Brien: So, the other day I was at a restaurant, right, and I was about to eat, and just before I ate, I looked over, and I was in this restaurant in Tampa, and there was an older gentleman, that was at the bar. And he was very close to me, but he was on the, like, 90 degree angle. He was sitting on the side and I was sitting on the front, and I about, just when my food comes, he somehow popped out his dentures,
Captain Brien: out of his mouth, and was like, pushing them around and cleaning them with his tongue, in his mouth!
Dr. Freedman: Oh, yes. Yes, I’ve seen that
Captain Brien: I literally wanted to gag. I didn’t eat my meal, the lady was like, oh, is everything okay? I’m like, Oh, everything’s great, no problem. And I was so disgusted. I have a weak stomach. It’s the worst.
Dr. Freedman: Yeah, no that’s not good, no no. It’ll be slightly different than that.
Captain Brien: Yeah, cause I don’t wanna have to pop them out and then all of a sudden like, I can’t do that.
Dr. Freedman: Yeah, no. No, he’s probably storing some meals in there.
Captain Brien: Oh my god.
Dr. Freedman: No, no
Captain Brien: It was so
Dr. Freedman: You don’t wanna do that.
Captain Brien: nauseating, I was ready to die. And I , I was dy- I was laughing so hard, that I, like wanted to take a picture of it, because it went on for a few seconds. Like, it wasn’t just like he did this little move, and then, he was like, literally like, getting in there with his teeth, with his mouth,
Dr. Freedman: His fingers, his tongue.
Captain Brien: Yeah, it was a whole thing. And I was like, Oh god!
Dr. Freedman: Yeah, I haven’t seen that in a while, but I have seen it. Yep, yep.
Captain Brien: So Doc, where is your practice located here in,
Dr. Freedman: I am in Bayfront so, close to downtown.
Captain Brien: Right. In Naples.
Dr. Freedman: In Naples.
Dr. Freedman: Yep. Close to downtown Naples, in Bayfront.
Captain Brien: And you’ve been practicing in Naples for how long?
Dr. Freedman: I’ve been here for about ten years.
Captain Brien: And where are you from originally?
Dr. Freedman: I’m from Miami.
Captain Brien: Miami.
Dr. Freedman: Yeah.
Captain Brien: And why did you relocate to Naples?
Dr. Freedman: Um, I got pregnant with my son, and it just seemed like a slower pace. You know? Safer, slower pace, nice little community.
Captain Brien: Yep.
Dr. Freedman: And I love that.
Captain Brien: Got the Dollars on there right now.
Dr. Freedman: Hi Dr. Dollar.
Captain Brien: See, we have mutual friends. Hey Nikki, Patricia how are you guys?
Dr. Freedman: Hi Nikki.
Captain Brien: Thank you for watching today, this is the Captain’s Log. And, we’re talking about what we’re gonna do with my two front teeth. Are we gonna close them off? Or are we gonna do veneers? And is there any other options?
Dr. Freedman: Um, we can do, well you know, honestly in your case, I think your best bet. You can do composite veneers.
Captain Brien: What’s that.
Dr. Freedman: So that is basically, tooth colored filling composite, and we close the gap with that. But I, the problem with composite veneers, and a lot of people come to me because, they feel like it’s more economical, and they can afford it. So what they end up doing is, wanting them because they’re cheaper.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: The problem with that is, they’re more temporary. So, it’s not a permanent fix, they stain
Captain Brien: So, it’s like,
Dr. Freedman: and they chip.
Captain Brien: If I got ’em bonded, right? Is that,
Dr. Freedman: That’s exactly what that is, is bonding.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: So yo do close the space, but the problem with that is they chip, they stain, and they’re not as, I mean they can be very aesthetic. But they’re just, I prefer the porcelain veneers, ’cause it just looks so natural.
Captain Brien: And I won’t feel, will I feel them, if I did that?
Dr. Freedman:at all.
Captain Brien: No.
Dr. Freedman: They would feel and function like your teeth.
Captain Brien: And how long would the Invisalign last on me?
Dr. Freedman: The Invisalign, what we would do is we would use a scanner. And it would be, we don’t take impressions anymore, so that’s nice.
Captain Brien: Oh, you don’t?
Dr. Freedman: No more impressions.
Captain Brien: What do you do?
Dr. Freedman: We scan your teeth with a 3D scanner, and that’s sent electronically to the lab, where we put together the treatment plan.
Captain Brien: Do they 3D print my teeth?
Dr. Freedman: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Do they?
Dr. Freedman: They do, they absolutely do, yeah.
Captain Brien: I thought they might.
Dr. Freedman: And then you’ll probably be in Invisalign for maybe eight months.
Captain Brien: Eight months.
Dr. Freedman: If that. Maybe six months.
Captain Brien: And then, but after the Invisalign, what do I have to do?
Dr. Freedman: That’s a very good question. So, after the Invisalign, you’re gonna have to retaining
Captain Brien: ’cause I struggle with the retainer thing.
Dr. Freedman: Yes.
Captain Brien: As a kid, I was like, not happening, no way I could sleep with it. I didn’t even want to like, be seen with it.
Dr. Freedman: So what you need to do, is we need to get you a retainer.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: If you’re not gonna wear your retainer, ’cause you haven’t worn it before,
Captain Brien: Chances are it’s not happening.
Dr. Freedman: Chances are it’s not happening. We would do what’s called a fixed retainer, which is a little thin wire on the inside of your teeth,
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: and then cement it but bonded on.
Captain Brien: From the inside?
Dr. Freedman: From the inside. Pros and cons, like with everything there’s pros and cons, it’s harder to keep clean. So, you have to be a little more adamant about keeping that-
Captain Brien: I use the OralB, the,
Dr. Freedman: The OralB?
Captain Brien: Is that a good one?
Dr. Freedman: That’s a good one.
Captain Brien: All right.
Dr. Freedman: As long, I prefer nothing with batteries.
Captain Brien: Oh.
Dr. Freedman: So, if you can charge it, it’s better.
Captain Brien: Yeah, no it’s a charge.
Dr. Freedman: ‘Cause it has finer movements, yeah.
Captain Brien: The Sonic.
Captain Brien: So, it’s a charging one, I-
Dr. Freedman:But you have to really spend some time on the inside,
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: and keep those areas clean.
Captain Brien: And, that stays forever?
Dr. Freedman: Um, that would have to stay as long as you want your gap to be closed.
Captain Brien: Otherwise it’s just gonna, they’re just gonna run back side to side?
Dr. Freedman: Over time, yeah, yep.
Captain Brien: They’re just gonna run away again?
Dr. Freedman: Yes, yes. What you probably have, is a muscle attachment called a frenum on the inside of your lip.
Captain Brien: Oh.
Dr. Freedman: And what that does, is it pushes the teeth apart.
Captain Brien:, okay.
Dr. Freedman: So, another option would be to do laser there, and remove that muscle attachment, which sounds so much worse than it is.
Captain Brien: Yeah, that sounds-
Dr. Freedman: You don’t even need to be numb for it.
Captain Brien: Really?
Dr. Freedman: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Do you do that yourself?
Dr. Freedman: I do.
Captain Brien: In the office?
Dr. Freedman: In the office.
Captain Brien: And what is that treatment called?
Dr. Freedman: It’s just a frenectomy.
Captain Brien: And that’s just for your mouth laser?
Dr. Freedman: Yeah, so what that’s for, is the laser’s used to detach that muscle that pushes the teeth apart.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: A lot of times they do that on kids before they start braces. A lot of times-
Captain Brien: My daughter had a spreader, she had a spreader.
Dr. Freedman: An expander.
Captain Brien: Expander thing.
Captain Brien: That was a frickin’ That thing was a challenge.
Dr. Freedman: Yeah. it looks kind of,
Captain Brien: Wow!
Dr. Freedman: It looks kind of um, barbaric.
Captain Brien: Yeah it was like, medieval times man
Dr. Freedman: You have to twist it. Medieval, that’s a good word.
Captain Brien: And I would get in there and crank it, and then she’d be like, I missed yesterday, crank it again! I swear she liked the pain too, she was like, It’s gonna hurt! Do it again! I was like, this I so weird.
Dr. Freedman: That’s interesting, ’cause most kids don’t want me to do it.
Captain Brien: Yeah, oh not my daughter, no she will run right through a brick wall if it, like if she’s gonna be famous for it, she doesn’t care. She’s like, it again, yes! She’s crazy. So she did the expander?
Dr. Freedman: Yes.
Captain Brien: And that thing was brutal.
Dr. Freedman: So the expander is when you have a narrow arch, and you need to move the arch, so you have enough space for your teeth.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: ‘Cause you have almost too many teeth for your mouth, as a child. Or, your teeth are too big. So, instead of taking teeth out, a lot of times what we do, back in the day, they used to take out teeth.
Captain Brien: Oh, okay.
Dr. Freedman: Um, now, what they do, is they expand the arch, so that you have space for all your teeth.
Captain Brien: And, yeah, she had teeth coming in, and she had teeth that had to be pulled, like pulled out. So, they like, kind of redid the whole thing, right?
Dr. Freedman: Right, it gave her space.
Captain Brien: Yeah. But, why can’t they do a little thing where they pull them together?
Dr. Freedman: They can, it’s called Invisalign.
Captain Brien: Oh! So they use the Invisalign that way?
Dr. Freedman: Yeah.
Captain Brien: Is there an option, like to get something on the inside that just pulls them together? Kinda like the retainer? We should create one if not.
Dr. Freedman: So there is a system called the Damon system. And they’re brackets that are placed on the inside.
Captain Brien: Hey Mark, Allie, how you guys doing? We’re saying hi.
Dr. Freedman: Hi!
Captain Brien: Okay, I’m trying to-
– Thanks for watching!
Captain Brien: She’s gonna redo my teeth. I’m gonna get a new grill. Maybe a gold grill.
Dr. Freedman: I was thinking we’d put your daughter’s picture on one tooth, and then maybe your son’s on the other.
Captain Brien: Oh, I like that! Yeah, that’d be cute.
Dr. Freedman: And then they can be like, holding hands.
Captain Brien: That would be very cute. Yes, we’ll link them.
Dr. Freedman: It’s a good look. Yeah, it’s a good look.
Captain Brien: So you said that I have the ability to put something in there, and then they crank it, as well?
Dr. Freedman: Yeah, so they’re actually, basically like brackets, like braces,
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: But on the inside.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: But, I don’t think it would be very comfortable,
Captain Brien: No.
Dr. Freedman: to your tongue. No, can you imagine feeling braces on the inside all the time?
Captain Brien: No, I don’t.
Dr. Freedman: That would be, yeah, no,
Captain Brien: I don’t like that.
Dr. Freedman: With a wire.
Captain Brien: That’s too much.
Dr. Freedman: Yeah, I don’t think that’s good. I think, I think a clear Invisalign
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Dr. Freedman: would be a good option.
Captain Brien: But then I have to maintain, that’s what scares me. Is that I’m gonna do that for eight months, and then, I’m gonna be like, Ugh, I don’t wanna do this anymore.
Dr. Freedman: So you kinda have to know yourself.
Captain Brien: Okay. Yeah, I get sick of everything quick.
Dr. Freedman: Yes, If-
Captain Brien: Real quick.
Dr. Freedman: If you’re, you have a fear of commitment.
Captain Brien: Yes.
Dr. Freedman: Then what you need to do. Is something like veneers.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: If you do wanna close the gap.
Captain Brien: And that’s instant,
Dr. Freedman: That’s instant.
Captain Brien: because once you put ’em on? And do you do that, do you go one um,
Dr. Freedman: Two appointments.
Captain Brien: Two appointments? The first appointment you do all the measuring, and all the sizing and fitting?
Dr. Freedman: You do.
Captain Brien: And the second time you put ’em on?
Dr. Freedman: And that day, you leave with temporaries, that are gonna look like your veneers.
Captain Brien: Oh, okay.
Dr. Freedman: So, you’re gonna see what your smile’s gonna look like,
Captain Brien: That’s nice, you have an amazing smile,
Dr. Freedman: and make sure you love it.
Captain Brien: Who did yours?
Dr. Freedman: Thank you. I have, my best friend lives in Melbourne, Florida.
Captain Brien: Okay
Dr. Freedman: And, I went to my best friend from dental school and her husband, and he did my veneers. I have veneers.
Captain Brien: Really? Oh my gosh,
Dr. Freedman: They can look very natural.
Captain Brien: They’re perfect!
Dr. Freedman: Everyone thinks they’re like chiclets, and they can look fake. But you only notice the bad ones.
Captain Brien: That’s true. This is true.
Dr. Freedman: Just like anything else.
Captain Brien: So, do you only do the front two teeth? Or do you do more? To make them look normal?
Dr. Freedman: I would have to do, I would have to measure your teeth, and see the space in your bite,
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Dr. Freedman: and then we can determine, because you don’t want two really wide teeth.
Captain Brien: Right, yeah, yeah. I don’t want these two shingles in front of my face.
Dr. Freedman: We want them- exactly.
Captain Brien: That might not be a good look either.
Dr. Freedman: Right.
Captain Brien: Right?
Dr. Freedman: So we would measure your teeth when you come into the office, and we’d see, what’s the best way of closing that space, and making it look natural.
Captain Brien: Okay.
Dr. Freedman: You only notice the bad ones, like anything else.
Captain Brien: Of course.
Dr. Freedman: You don’t notice the ones that look natural.
Captain Brien: Well, Dr.Freedman is in Naples at Bayfront. You’re right at Bayfront there.
Dr. Freedman: I’m right at Bayfront.
Captain Brien: And they can find you on Instagram?
Dr. Freedman: They can.
Captain Brien: How can they find you on Instagram?
Dr. Freedman: They can find me on Instagram, Dr. Saman Freedman, they can find me on Facebook.
Captain Brien: Yes.
Dr. Freedman: They can message me. The office number is 239-238-1176. We have a beautiful office, very calm and serene. And the staff’s great, so.
Captain Brien: So after we do, I still am not convinced on which way I’m going. But, after we do a full like, exam in your office, then we’re gonna do a second show? We’re gonna show everybody?
Dr. Freedman: Yeah. Absolutely.
Captain Brien: Yeah?
Dr. Freedman: Yeah!
Captain Brien: All right, all right. Well, that’s awesome. I’m looking forward to it.
Dr. Freedman: I do see a question that I do wanna address.
Captain Brien: Okay, what’s the question?
Dr. Freedman: It says, do these stain, like with coffee? Coffee, tea,
Captain Brien: I drink coffee every day.
Dr. Freedman: Okay, so you’re fine.
Captain Brien: I’m in trouble.
Dr. Freedman: No, your fine.
Captain Brien: No? I’m good?
Dr. Freedman: That’s the difference between bondings. Composite bondings. And that’s why I prefer the porcelain veneers, because they don’t stain.
Captain Brien: They do not?
Dr. Freedman: They do not stain.
Captain Brien: And those are, do they chip or anything, or no?
Dr. Freedman: They can, like your teeth. You know, your teeth can chip.
Captain Brien: Right.
Dr. Freedman: So they can chip too. And you know, they last a very long time, and if your bite is comfortable, and your bite is where it should be, then you should be fine.
Captain Brien: Okay. Well, you heard it here on the Captain’s Log guys. The Doc’s gonna hook me up with some new tooth. Some toofies. Thanks for watchin’
Dr. Freedman: Thank you for having me.
Captain Brien: I’m gonna be back in a little while as well with round two, the second episode today, the Captain’s Log is coming up. And, we’re gonna discuss my guest Tinder dates, because we did an episode yesterday with Doctor Dollar
Dr. Freedman: ooh!
Captain Brien: about Tinder. Is it good for you health or bad for your health? And we had so many requests, but I have somebody who’s coming on, they’re gonna read us some of their Tinder texts.
Dr. Freedman: Is that the swiping thing?
Captain Brien: Yeah.
Dr. Freedman: Ah, swipe left or right?
Captain Brien: Yeah, yeah.
Dr. Freedman: Which one’s good and which one’s bad?
Captain Brien: Right, if you swipe right, it’s good,
Dr. Freedman: Right is good.
Captain Brien: swipe left is bad.
Dr. Freedman: Left bad, okay. Got it.
Captain Brien: And, um, yeah, We’re on.
Dr. Freedman: I’ll be tuning in.
Captain Brien: You’re gonna watch. Be good guys. Thanks for watching!
